Dave For President

The Knight-Ridder folks (the best newspaper chain around, even though they changed their name to the hard to remember and pronounce McClatchy) are hosting a Q&A forum with perennial Presidential candidate Dave "Dave Barry" Barry.

An example:

"Q - Dave, if you were both President of the United States and a turkey, would you pardon yourself for Thanksgiving?
- Butterball Bill, Chaska, Minnesota 11/21/07

A - Yes. Also, when congress brought me bills to sign into law, I would poop on them, and people would say to Congress, 'What did you expect? He's a turkey!'
- Dave Barry 11/22/07"

And you can ask Dave whatever you want. I'm thinking of a few right now.