Wednesday, October 06, 2004

VP Debate

Well, I got to watch this one and over and over I felt that greatest of American feelings - I could do better than these guys. Edwards had Cheney so many times in his sights and he just MISSED. He repeated too many of the same sound-bites from Thursday and I was able to think of bone-crushing one-liners while Edwards would just tap or bunt. Grrr.

The good news, though, is that Edwards (and by extension Kerry) came out actually STRONGER on Israel than Cheney. Among his many goofball lies, he even said that the reason why terrorist attacks have slowed in Israel is because Hussein is not around to give his 25K checks.

Usually, when meeting a delusional windbag, you wonder what it's like on their planet. Alas, Cheney has turned our world into his alternate reality... and that's why we need to unemploy him again. {Pic from Life.}

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