Here's the list I sent him this morning with some of my recommendations:
1. The first intro to Bond (Dr. No).
- JB: "I admire your courage, Miss...?"
ST: "Trench. Syliva Trench. I admire your luck Mr...."
JB: "Bond. James Bond."
2. Big Trouble in Little China:
- "It's all in the reflexes" (At 1:53 at above clip.)
- "Son of a b*tch must pay"
- "I was born ready"
- My favorite line (and my life's motto): "Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
- Also, check out his odd project, some dude bothered to make a South Park version:
part 1, part 2, part 3
- "Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and S**t. And Jack left town."
- "All right you primitive screwheads listen up. See this? This. Is. My. BOOMSTICK."
- "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me? [Spits grape pit] Blow."
- "It's a trick. Get an axe"
- "Yo, she-b*tch [loads rifle] Let's go"
- "Groovy"
- "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun".
- The whole end scene, but here are the choice lines:
- Demon: "Who the hell are you?"
Ash: "Names Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares." - Demon: "I'll swallow your soul!"
Ash: "Come get some." - "Hail to the King Baby"
- Demon: "Who the hell are you?"
- "can I borrow your towel for a second, my car just hit a water buffalo"
- them: "Muchas Gracias!"
Fletch: "Tierra del Fuego" - "There's been a lot of changes in the law"
- 8:48: "The coroner had certified Stanwyk as dead... or extremely sleepy"
In retrospect, many are funny mainly in context, but as an unrepentant Fletchophile, I cannot but offer them
[end letter]
We'll see how many he posts/accepts.
{2009 Update: He used none of them. Boor.}
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