The Onion and the Jews

Wondeful: Thursday, September 18, 2008 Jewish voters in two states have reported they were asked leading questions during a phone survey intended to discredit Barack Obama and sway their opinion. What do you think?

Ryan Keegan, Machinist: "And right in the middle of Elul, too, when Jews are at their most suggestible."

Ron Gust, Housekeeper: "I'm more concerned by the implication that Republicans carry around a list of Jews."

Amy Powell, Human Resources Manager: "I always forget: What are the two states that have Jews again?"